WEIRD SEXUAL THINGS EPISODE 2: Short men who have big dicks

I'm not sure if penis size really makes a difference to someone's personality. In fact, now that I've posed that very trite question....I'm almost certain it doesn't.

Sometimes someones penis size is not just hard to predict but the end result can be startling.

Carol Oh Bullshit told me a story once that if anybody else told me I wouldn't believe (if there is one thing Carol does is tell amazing stories without a hint of embellishment).

Carol worked as a hooker before she became a stripper. One of her first customers, like many people who visit sex workers....was disabled. To be more specific, he had no limbs. She said he was short and weird. I can't imagine what having no limbs would do for your personality. Anywho, she walked into the room to find him on the bed naked with a creepy cheshire grin and one of the biggest cocks she had ever seen sticking out of his legless crutch. He fucked her hard and said odd shit like "oh yeah, oh u fucking slut etc".

Carol admitted that she conversly repulsed and aroused by the experience at the same time.

I don't mean to disguise my point. My point is not "freaks can have big pensises" or "there could be a thing called retard fetish". It's not often the most unsuspecting, short men can have large cocks.

A landmark 1943 study on penis size (u would have thought they would have had more important things to think about during World War 2) showed that most people have a penis size somewhere between 5 and a half and 7 inches. There is actually very few people who have a dick that is outside this range. I reckon most dicks are about the same size, but then you do find the odd person who has one that is exceptionally small or exceptionally big. I asked my ex John what he thought about my dick and he told me "it is probably a bit bigger than average". The weird thing for me is that I like guys with kind of small dicks. I am really not into big dicks. Big dicks hurt, they are hard to swallow and usually make me feel self-conscious about my own cock.

Although really, really tiny dicks are a big turn off. I met a guy online when I was 20 whose erect dick was smaller than my little finger. He fucked me and it kind of felt like I was roughly wiping my arse. Then there was a guy who I used to be really jealous of. He was a high profile journalist, a well-known DJ and had even had a top 40 hit when he was a teenager. I bumped into him in the toilets at a nightclub earlier this year and apparently this guy has ACTUALLY HAD A CRUSH ON ME FOR AGES!!! So we did what all nice middle-class gay men do and went into a cubicle. He was a bit rough. He pulled down his pants. His face was all flushed and horny and what I saw was a tiny, tiny little dick. It was a stubby little thumb of a thing. So out of step with the rest of this guy. I felt like I'd found his secret shame. Like I'd looked in someone's bathroom cabinet and found lice shampoo. He was far too horny and drugged to b embarrassed, but he should have been. I wondered as I was sucking him off how much the size of his dick contributed to his over-achieving, charasmatic personality. And I wondered how far his achievements and his talents and his status went in nulling the pain and rejection of being a plain gay man with a small dick on the looks-obsesssed gay scene.

It's called schadenfraude I know......once I had a self-estreem crisis, today I would not swap lives or bodies with this guy even if God told me I could go to heaven without having to go to church ever again.

This guy was short and stocky. Kind of like my ex, John, who I was with for 6 years. He was really cute and little. I'd seen him around before I spoke to him, but only ever sitting down. I was shocked to c how little he actually was. But I was even more shocked to c him naked and his little d